March 5, 2010
Wait. Is that…? No, it couldn’t be. Right? I mean, do they even make such a thing? They don’t, do they? But it looks exactly like…no. There’s just no way. That’s not even chemically, mechanically, culinarily possible. Is it? Well my friends, don’t second guess yourselves. You’re eyes were correct. That beautiful little bowl of creamy curds and whey is just what you think it is. A heaping half cup of no salt added cottage cheese. I know. It’s like saying that cats can talk or that hover crafts exist. Which, at least for the hover craft, I hope is […]
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March 4, 2010
A girl walks into a bar. She’s young, beautiful, and smart to boot. The bartender, charming as always, asks her, “What will you be having?” And the girl answers, “I’ll have a long life, filled with a great career, a family, and utter enjoyment of each and every day.” The bartender pauses, wipes the counter, and slowly says in a soft voice, “how about you get cancer instead?” To which the girl replies, “That’s fine, but I’ll take my original order as well.” I know most of you come to this blog for stories about food, but sometimes it is […]
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